Humorous Software License Agreement

Software Usage License Agreement
Copyright (C) [year] [copyright holders]

This software, it's code, or any fan fiction resulting from its enormous popularity, is provided "AS IS". That means that the software included with with this license is provided without warranty, regardless of any previous verbal contract you may have swindled out of the author with your fast words on the phone...
To the maximum extent permitted by law, the author of this software disclaims all liability for any damages, lost profits, lost socks, lost puppies, hair loss, or architectural fanaticism and cults that may occur as a result of using this software. Under no circumstances shall the author of this software, nor his pet cat 'Mr.Whiskers', be held legally, financially or morally liable for any claim of damages or liability resulting from the use of, abstinence from, ritualistic worshiping of, or illegal pirating of this software. This includes, but is not limited to, lost profits, stolen data, bankruptcy, autonomous homicidal cyborgs or man-eating miniature pony attacks.
Use at your own risk! This software comes with no guarantees of fitness for any purpose, so do not use it for the back-end of your fortune 500 business without at least hiring me first.